Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Bad Cat
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
JustMyLuck
United States
Sorry Mr Nibbles
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Jack00412
Montague, United States
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
mom
San Diego, United States
Pests
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
corasmom
United States
Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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lGreenspanl 2
Get a snake, Problem solved
shad93 3
yay for inspiring movies!!!
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Comments (139)
jkemp1984 10
YDI. Why does your daughter have six mice anyway? Two at the most are food enough, clearly you're spoiling her.
baconboy_42 8
YDI for allowing rodents to be brought into your house intentionally. Gah!
ReynshineCutting 10
I really hope you're kidding.
Beautiful_Ego 0
lmbo #24 "mice going"
coltonw56 0
that's what you get for getting your kid 6 pet mice
ReynshineCutting 10
OP you could get some humane traps for them. They catch them and don't harm or kill them. You just put food in there and a little door closes behind them so they can't get out. Then back in their cage they go. Good luck catching them!
turdbucket86 0
That was my favorite movie when I was growing up! but yeah Fyl OP. Get some mouse traps and you'll be ok.
nerdsgetmehot 23
When I watched Free Willy for the first time when I was 6, I decided that I was going to go to the ocean, find a whale, and train it. That didn't go quite as planned.
Saint688 0
YDI for raising a stupid daughter, even more so for buying a small child 6 mice.
heyimjennyFML 5
YDI for letting her have SIX pet mice, gross.
Bubble14 0
and why does she even have 6 mice?