Intimacy: Right to privacy

Right to privacy

By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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You deserved it 2 422

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By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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You deserved it 14 052

Rules and regulations

By backseatbusted - 21/05/2013 16:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 872

You deserved it 13 019

The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 355

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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You deserved it 9 349

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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You deserved it 3 934

This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 162

You deserved it 1 712

Big Brother is watching you

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 983

You deserved it 2 674

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 476

You deserved it 219

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 563

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 December 2016 6:30

I'll bet your husband was pissed.

KingSquisher 13

Monday 26 December 2016 6:13

You did it in a CAR for PRIVACY? They're designed carefully for maximum visibility and that goes both ways.

Comments

jakendrick3 6

Monday 26 December 2016 6:06

That sucks op. Holidays can be a very stressful (and crowded) time. Sorry you didn't get your "moment of relief"

Magnoxidans 19

Monday 26 December 2016 6:12

If it's gotten to that stage you really need to sit down and reestablish boundaries, no matter how uncomfortable the conversation may be...

KingSquisher 13

Monday 26 December 2016 6:13

You did it in a CAR for PRIVACY? They're designed carefully for maximum visibility and that goes both ways.

zainman13 26

Monday 26 December 2016 6:25

Nice description, good analysis

NoctisMax 7

Monday 26 December 2016 13:05

Christmas Eve at 11 in a closed parking lot, yes didn't expect someone to be there.

greeniegenius 19

Monday 26 December 2016 15:04

Was it a security guard?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 December 2016 6:30

I'll bet your husband was pissed.

NoctisMax 7

Monday 26 December 2016 13:03

I have no husband

maritime1992 5

Monday 26 December 2016 13:06

8, woosh, OP. that went right over your head

BoomerSooner1991 6

Monday 26 December 2016 7:14

What, you couldn't manage without "doing it" for what I'm presuming was a max of three days?

species4872 19

Monday 26 December 2016 12:55

Didn't like all your cat's watching.

Couch_Potato 17

Monday 26 December 2016 13:55

Caught by who

EbyKat 16

Monday 26 December 2016 19:29

Hotel rooms are a thing you know.

Bugger_off 8

Monday 26 December 2016 20:42

Who caught you? Your wife?

benjavel71 3

Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:15

was it at least dark out? lol

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