Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML
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Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
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Benmantha 31
'Subway in Shanghai' sounds like an awesome band, with many band members.
Greattitan2 13
Aunt Jemima has no time for your shit!
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Comments (45)
FarmerGirl420 11
I read this incorrectly at first. I thought you said into a Subway like the food chain. five dollar footlong special??
BeautifulMine 16
me too! i thought maybe sandwiches were a big thing there or something
browerwinston 3
I would have chocked the shit out of that lady
bnbhimp 10
When in Rome... Or Asia get the **** outta the way
LycanGod 27
sardine train! ftw!
captainsass 6
When I was 3 I was at a food shop and this old lady bashed me with her walking stick for a reason that yrs later i still don't know.
KawaiiPinkie 11
There are less comments here than it says it is. Several of my comments are nowhere to find, and I don't think it's been moderated. My comments were relevant and none of them were that bad that they needed to be moderated. Several others I remember reading are gone too. These were comments written by people that seemed like they were in China at the time. I was in China when I wrote those comments. Unless someone says something differently that proves that they havr been moderated, I have a feeling that the Chinese government have deleted all of the comments probably because they put China in a bad light. Am I the only one finding this a bit scary?