By Anonymous - 1/7/2013 14:39 - United States
Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#2, because he studied drunk. There's a phenomenon called State-Dependent Learning which means that the state in which you learn something has to be the same state during the test.

I used to know guys in college who did this. When they were sober, they didn't know shit. Maybe they could do it in school, but I don't think it flew in real workplaces.

  EggStirMenAte  |  2

haha I took ap psychology this year in high school and learned about many phenomena, including that one. Our teacher said ap psych will ruin our lives and she was not wrong...

  angeluv_2014  |  22

YOLO is why he SHOULD NOT have. If you only live once, make somethig of yourself. Be remembered! Be different! Don't just be another dumb fuck that no one gives a shit whether you live or die.

  MzZombicidal  |  36

"I was gonna go to class before I got high. I could have cheated and I could have passed, but then I got high. Now, I'm taking it next semester and I know why: because I got high, because I got high, because I got high."

  tintaroja  |  14

That wasnt my experience and i still use it to complete my workload and helps with my fibromyalgya. Getting high might get you slower but in the verbal area you become more fluent and creative. Everyone is so prude here. It's has been tested that marijuana doesnt impair your skills like alcohol does!

  MzZombicidal  |  36

That's funny, because you're typing like you may be a bit impaired. For the record, I'm no where near being a prude when it comes to marijuana or alcohol and I still wouldn't be under the influence of either when it came to academics.

By  Bakarra  |  22

Try to get a trade before the test starts, I'm sure at least one student in there is starving, half the girls I know don't eat breakfast before class anyways!