Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
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empire_block 0
it's not how much you lift, but how well you lift it.
Doortje 30
Ah well, stud or stupid, what's the difference? Just two letters and you looking like an ass :)
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Comments (36)
sk8erd 15
well dont try to lift something too heavy for you or you'll FAIL and now youve learned...BTW what a bitch just left you when you could've choked -_-
Malasinus 0
10kg wouldn't have been impressive even if you had lifted it.
caitlynrathof 0
FAIL
channyboo 0
YDI for trying to use your physical appearance to impress someone instead of your personality.
Jibron 0
haha you derseve it!!
liyah0618 0
Haha you shouldn't have done that. Now look at what you got. I bet your hurting physically and emotionally
deideimuffins 0
hahaha fail
phorcep 0
And that's what you get for being a douchebag trying to show off. it's too bad you didn't slip a disc and paralyze yourself.
notsofriendly 17
fyi it's way more attractive if you're sweet and smile and open a door for me than if you lift a huge weight. let's face it, unless we're in some apocalypse situation, you being able to lift 200 pounds really doesn't do much for me
huzzzzzzahh 2
that was stupid she should be impressed that you didn't die