Miscellaneous: Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Sadface590172 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:05

That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.

netbeui435 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:11

welcome to walmart

Comments

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:06

Just think: If she had tried these on in the dressing room before buying them, I bet this whole situation could've been avoided. My condolences on the loss of your sanity, however. That's downright ghastly.

singachic87 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:33

If she had tried them on in the dressing room, they might have gone back on the shelf with pubes. At least now maybe they'll be damaged out or something....ick.

lesp 6

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:24

Like #2, I was fully ready to click YDI just because you work at Wal-Mart, but that is a whole level of nasty I don't even want to imagine. FYL x2.

itsgen 16

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:28

who cares if he works at wal mart!!! omg its an honst living!!! whats wrong with you people! im 14 yrs and even i know theres nothing wrong with working at a store idk y ppl like you have to follow the crowd if one person says eww walmart then what! your gonna say that tooo all because he said it wow

arienh4 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:41

Why do people like you give other 14 year olds a bad name? And why does your profile say 16?

mnell 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:21

win.

itsgen 16

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:25

ewwwwwww wow you would think even older people would have some social skills thats just nasty!

Knockyoudown 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:25

Ah thats just rank.

SoccerPlaya17 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:44

lmfaooooo XD

americandesi 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:38

eww!

punkazzneon 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:11

To all the people against working for Walmart, in this crappy economy I have a more secure job at Walmart then most people making much more than minimum wage. It may be retail but it beats getting laid off.