Miscellaneous: Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Sadface590172 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:05

That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.

netbeui435 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:11

welcome to walmart

Comments

Vanita 1

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:53

You actually took them back? Wouldn't have happened here. If you try something without your panties, it's yours. ^^

ladybuminc 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:29

screw you for working for walmart

DaMirrorLink 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:23

and you are an asshole, just because someone works at walmart doesnt mean that its bad, i used to work at walmart and im not ashamed, it was a job, something you probably dont even have

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 11:22

ewww FYL for sure but maybe she wears those hokey underwear you get at Victoria Secrete...you never know haha

LuthienTinuviel_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 5:06

I had to read this waay too many times to get it, and then I just started gagging uncontrollably.

Recusant 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:45

Your fault for working there. Defending America's freedom of speech, not its monopolies.

loveyahun 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 6:32

Wow uhm...you should have told her where the razors and shaving cream were! xD

terriibabiiix23 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:17

ewww man thats GROSSS...instead of buying white pants, she NEEDS to buy a shaving stick &+ some shaving creammm, aha. buttttt, i can't believe you had to touch that..i hope you washed your hands like million times...i feel bad for you & yeah i agree, you life SUCKS :/

iAlwaysYDI 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:28

Ewwwwweeeewwwww !!!

moms_mistake 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:39

notice how she said "EVEN when i had underwear on". even. meaning she only put underwear on as a last resort in effort to hide her bush. thats so gross im never going 2 wal mart again