Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML
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Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML
Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
Hahaha, I lol'd at this. That sucks.
bobbybill0519 7
121 since when did all comments have to be funny?
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Comments (139)
may_cause_fail 0
Your boss should be the one doing that, not you.
Cadle90 0
lawls
xanhorn 0
not really an FML more like FHL...
Mok_fml 0
Are you stuipd? Of course this is an FML. No one likes having to tell a woman to wax her upper lip
cynnamon 0
Wow.... how awkward to tell her. FYL and FHL :P
666midnight 0
lol, unlucky, musta been bad if you were made to tell her :P
hellohello1 0
seeing long facial hair on women does gross me out (and i'm a woman), but it would be awful to have to talk to her about it! ahh fyl!
PureGold 0
Hahaha gross, good luck with that! xP Why would anyone say you deserve that? One thing I don't like about this site...
captainfailure 0
haha ouch she must be norweigian or something...i don't even know if i spelled that right
Linx_fml 0
"today i was told by my co worker told me i need to shave my face because of company policy that employees must be clean shaven, ... i am a women FML"