Hi there little guy

By NotAGoodDay - 10/08/2016 18:57 - United Kingdom - Sudbury

Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML
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Next time dont go for the pills, just find you a hairy spider.

Whatever works...

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Next time dont go for the pills, just find you a hairy spider.

Whatever works...

Omg. Nobody deserves a huge spider on their head. My thoughts go out to you.

Anyone else went to check if OP was Australian?

Only after you said that.

Yes, I did. Anytime it's about a huge spider. I assume Australia.

literally scared the shit out of you..

This needs more upvotes.

Spiders, the ultimate laxative

Rayth 19

Look on the bright side. At least your not constipated anymore…

I hope you weren't too attached to your hair, because now you have to burn it all off.

you mean house

You mean town?

hahaha you poor soul at least the worse thing is that you gotta wash your underwear now

That spider scared the crap out of you. literally.