Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year-old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she'd said "buried." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML
Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML
Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
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dacho 7
I swear, I'll make it my personal mission to bury all the comments that reply on #1 just to be seen.
jellyfish_735 0
way to screw up the kid :p
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Comments (92)
Xavi89 0
lol!
mageoreh 0
YDI for being adopted.
camlz 0
ur a dick
Never91 0
"maaaarriiieeed.....!!!! buriieeed!!!!" (Nirvana - All apologies) lol
FMLephant 2
married, buried, either way his life is over
InfiltratedMind 0
this^^^^^^^^
Doortje 30
haha nice one :D
Doortje 30
You crappy camp counseler.
Rick_S 3
your life is screwed because you misheard a little five year old girl and told her how great it was that her grandfather was getting buried? How about her life? She's lost her grandfather, and now has an idiot camp councilor tell her how great it is that he's being buried! Think about someone else for once in your life, would you?!
karson123 0
damn #7 way to be harsh!!
basketball40 0
#5 is hott... anyway that sucks but it's not ur fault u just misunderstood her
basketball40 0
#43: they WERE basically saying they felt srry for the little girl
UpYoursInAdvance 0
**** 7 *****