Miscellaneous: Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year...

By counselor - 25/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML

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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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By brokeandhungry - 04/07/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By onwardsandupwards - 21/01/2020 14:00

Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 17:02

Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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dacho 7

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:18

I swear, I'll make it my personal mission to bury all the comments that reply on #1 just to be seen.

jellyfish_735 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:16

way to screw up the kid :p

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Xavi89 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:42

lol!

mageoreh 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:46

YDI for being adopted.

camlz 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:00

ur a dick

Never91 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:46

"maaaarriiieeed.....!!!! buriieeed!!!!" (Nirvana - All apologies) lol

FMLephant 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 0:18

married, buried, either way his life is over

InfiltratedMind 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 0:33

this^^^^^^^^

Doortje 29

Thursday 26 August 2010 0:42

haha nice one :D

Doortje 29

Thursday 26 August 2010 0:40

You crappy camp counseler.

Rick_S 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 0:50

your life is screwed because you misheard a little five year old girl and told her how great it was that her grandfather was getting buried? How about her life? She's lost her grandfather, and now has an idiot camp councilor tell her how great it is that he's being buried! Think about someone else for once in your life, would you?!