Sounds like the movie The Strangers, except they're not wearing Betty Boop masks and they don't want to cut your stomach out... I hope

D:

@ 1 Why would he fess up and get himself fired? That would be stupid. OP at least you still have your job, now go out there and take your ass kicking like a man.

that sucks.

shoot em all

Op you are a fuckin pussy, you'll hide from your boss, ruin 7 other people's jobs, and dont want to face them? YDI, and I hope one of them shoots you.

if your happy and you know it clap your hands

*claps hands* OP, you're a prick! why should the 7 other employees suffer from your mistakes?!

he didn't say he wasn't fired he could be one of the seven he is just afraid to leave the office after being fired cause they are all waiting for him I'm sure the boss was told by the seven people it was his mistake not theirs... seven people don't just get fired without saying a word or some kind of investigation

you got to stand up and face the music. in your perspective, you got to stand up and face the ass whupping you are about to receive.

Oo, that makes a lot more sense, 39. I was just thinking, "how on earth did his boss not find out it was him that screwed up??".

don't be such an ass op, take the fall. those people would have your back guaranteed if you told the boss it was your fault.

16: EXACTLY like The Strangers. Lol. *claps hands* OP: Fess up. Dick.

man, just thinking about all the families that are going to go hungry b/c mommy or daddy list their jobs... it makes me sad. look what you did op! the cries of the hungry children should torment you... Take your beating... It's the least you could do... unless you're too much of a wuss...

takethe blame, you jerk );

OP hiw did you get 7 people fired - did you screw your bosses wife and had those 7 watch/tape it? Or were you screwed by all 7 in the office and handed that video to your boss?

you suck!

Make a big sign saying "I'm Sorry" and hang it out your window for all to see. :)

make sure you grab the stapler before you leave

that's how riots get started !!

24 is hot and be a man and fess up maybe yur workmates will forgive you

Damn OP sucks all. When they attack curl up in a ball. This bitches at work are trying to get me fired. Ugh! but my boss loves me cause I'm the best.

Man up and face the music! 54 you're super cute :)

i agree.. no homo:D

hey the_flirrt:).............ugh i hate anti- flood...............regarding the fml.. op if it's one thing i hate in people is cowardness:(

sup bubblzz ?

hmm. GL, although ydi

bored.. and can't sleep.. again:((..just wanted to say hi;;)

Lol @ 25 1 has the right idea!

o ok hope u fall asleep :)

I'm guessing you posted this FML from inside the office...Well now then Post another FML about how you got your Butt-Kicked!!

by any chance is there a chainsaw at your desk?

i can't fall asleep.. and i actually kinda don't want to;))..but thanks the_flirtt;)

o my bad lol do u have insomnia ?

no.. ha.. i'm not an insomniac:)i'm just not a big fan of sleep...since i read somewhere that in an average lifespan of 70 yrs a person sleeps through 20 of those 70 years.. just too much i say:))

82: Cowardice*

sorry for not knowing the correct term''cowardice''..but english isn't my native language..thanks:)

29 looks like Doug from scrubs

huh ya I like sleep but I'm more of night person too

fml pics in a nutshell: an incredibly hot chick a douche someones pet dog or cat fml comments in a nutshell: ## is hot ## is a douche op should have been aborted

LMAO! 141 is so true! XD Also, OP is a jackass who should: confess to his boss if he managed to escape unnoticed; apologize to his colleages that he screwed over; and take his beating that he damn well deserves! ...And I don't usually use so many exclamations marks.

who are you talking about?:))

Whoopsies - I meant 121. And now I press send and pray that the evil, over-sensitive anti-flood doesn't attack. Again.

haha office space, nice

my previous question was meant for 121 too:)).. can you be more specific please cause i don't get it:));;)

Stop making double chinned smiley faces.

Soooo... how does it feel to take food out of the mouths of 7 families?

maybe i like making double chinned smiley faces:D..

118 than it's back to Africa time

Indeed, MAN UP OP!

wtf??

Seriously? Because that is horrible to let 7 completely innocent people get fired for something you did. Any decent person would admit it was their fault. If you seriously think it's OK to not confess, I feel sorry for anyone who you interact with on a regular basis.

*also claps hands* Op should fess up.

what a dick move I would wanna kill you too if you got my fired!

then* not 'than'..#141..stupid and racist..what a catch..

24, you look a lot like my girlfriend, you're very beautiful. I think you deserve a better name though, just saying...

Consequences will never be the same!

Well said 151.

what if it was a small mistake op made that travels down the line to them and it criticial they maake sure it has no errors but they don't and screws somebody else over so they got fired for making a big mistake while op made a small one but also how does one mistake made by one person translate to 7 getting fired maybe just one getting fired but 7 there something else in play here.

24 edited the hell out if her picture. ^_^ & OP, you kinda deserve this.

Go out the back door! Theres always a back door! ...right?.. *_*

grow a pair and fess up

24 you are beautiful

She certainly is :

nice 151

backdoor??

fine as hell^^^^^

YDI for being a screw-up.

ydi for posting bs

24 is not that great. 54 is :D

#6 I'm pretty sure those 7 people who got fired cares..

your hot.... no if"s and's hopefully butts... wow that was gay

today, me, along with six others got fired because of one idiot's mistake. F*ck OUR lives

"Why would he fess up and get fired?" Do you have no conscience? He should fess up because in would be the honest, ethical thing to do.

he was fucking him/her. The boss is stressed and needs oral sex regularly. Think about it. This is the only reason that OP is in a position ranking above 7 others. He is obviously absentminded and/or a simpleton who can't do their job right, how else would he be in such a position?

hello hottie

"today, some dickhead at work got me and 6 other people fired. it's ok though were gonna beat his ass when he comes out.FML"

do you have any idea what the job market will be like for the people you got fired?!? I saw an empty turtle shell with a "foreclosed" sign on it yesterday!!

This post made me go on a comment hunt...

ur hella cute u should hit me up

tell your boss, take the blame, and get them their jobs back. then you will be their freind!

lolroflomgwtf that made my day!

agreed!

She is very very hot

#39, he said they are ALL outside, so obviously he wasn't fired

And you sir.... are a poser

I like how these comments turned into a dating site "hey ### you're cute" "hey ## what are you doing?" This isn't a chatroom, it's for comments to OP and replies to said comments, ha go to match.com or somewhere if all you want is to pick up chicks/dicks this isn't the place xD GO HOME! ;P

No it wouldn't becuase they would get theirs back most likely. You just sound like an incredbily selfish cunt.

His mistake could have been telling his boss it only takes one person to do this job, not 8. In which case, not a mistake, it deserves an applause. Capitalism is great and that kind of stuff makes more room for others in different jobs

i hope they take lots of pictures

3 - are we related?

It's funny that a banana is in between two monkeys.

What's up ii? Are you slippin'? You ALWAYS catch the hidden jokes before me!

Haha it's ok. I still love you- like a monkey loves a banana. (:

17 dollars that's gangsta

lol not sure. Turn around & show me your big red butt :)

yah, what did you do that was so bad?

Exactly, which is why you fess up to the mistake and attempt to make amends.

i think op shoulda used there ninja skills....

karma is nonexistent

if you are not an indian

11 ur pic is so cute:X

81 ur gorgeous

haha..168iicaptain..a bit mean but still funny;))