Miscellaneous: Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year...

By counselor - 25/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML

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You deserved it 9 075

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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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You deserved it 49 038

By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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You deserved it 3 907

By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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You deserved it 7 912

By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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You deserved it 36 487

By brokeandhungry - 04/07/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML

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You deserved it 4 791

By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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You deserved it 2 692

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By onwardsandupwards - 21/01/2020 14:00

Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML

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You deserved it 459

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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You deserved it 204

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 17:02

Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML

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You deserved it 199

By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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You deserved it 22 091

dacho 7

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:18

I swear, I'll make it my personal mission to bury all the comments that reply on #1 just to be seen.

jellyfish_735 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:16

way to screw up the kid :p

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mm7280 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:16

poor girl

Houdeka 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:28

I'll blow his **** every night for his money.

candyapple12345 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:33

fHERlife.

carly426 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:42

5 year olds dont reaally have a full understanding of death.

taylor_bby100 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 9:39

horrible. just horrible lol poor little girl :*(

taylor_bby100 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 9:44

Not trying to be a creeper or anything but I agree with #58 lol /: Just a compliment people. I don't see what the big deal is ;)

basketball40 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 13:41

#73 yeah I wasn't trying 2 come across as a creeper but it's true.....he is

peepss 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:10

): at least she's only five...

Dragonpark 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:01

you deserve it for being one of those people who talk to kids like there talking to a puppy. I hate that.

x3herox3 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:58

Ew.... Bringing this up reminds me Of my dead grandpa.

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Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML

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Life is just one giant storm sometimes!

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Today, I woke up to find my fiancé in the pool with a topless woman he had told me "not to worry about". FML

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Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning to cut out shapes at school, and that he'd cut out some ovals and wanted to show me. He showed me the pictures of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Jackson and their corresponding bills. FML

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