By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
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roflcopter657 0
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that's terrible fucking advice... your mentor should be fired.

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lifeislife_fml 0

The tree also has anger management problems...

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madon05 0
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Throw something at your mentor instead?! Not rocks tho :-)...And cheer up (easy for me to say, huh?)

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ilovefatcats 12
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LOL! funny as shit! XD

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Snake_Monkey 0
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I suggest pissed as piss.

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bobmandude 0
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Hahahahaha! This would make me laugh at a funeral! But seriously, FYL.

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tman188 0
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what a surprise, your American

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tman188 0
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what a surprise, your American

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tman188 0
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what a surprise, your American

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asscheaks 0

how come you posted it 3 times? are you dumb? oh wait, ur Canadian

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humorizer 14
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This is one of the more memorable FMLs. I read this like 3 years ago and still remember it vividly.

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roflcopter657 0
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that's terrible fucking advice... your mentor should be fired.

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TheiMightyKhaL 2
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You should get an old junky car, then smash the crap out of it with a baseball bat.

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kotabones 0
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Don't stand 3 ft from said tree

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frank_b102 9
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That's what I do :P

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MrBreaks 5
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Sledge hammer to a current demolition project.

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um_duh 0
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Maybe now you'll learn to control your temper?

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Kichi_fml 0
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Ouch.. FYL.. lol

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BKF 0
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FYL and your mentor.

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Schadenfreude14 0
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Maybe the trees are trying to tell you not to throw rocks at them? chill out maaaaaaaan!

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chunkalicious 7

You must frequent r/trees. Fellow ents know the signs.

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NGM_KID 0

lol before i finished reading i thought that you were going to hit a beehive with angry bees, that would've been funnier :D But yeah, FYL!!

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Emwo 0
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XD At least you didnt get any bees released. your mentor sucks at advice

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lifeislife_fml 0

The tree also has anger management problems...

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pirates_go_yarrr 0

hahaha! I agree with #7. You should throw rocks at your mentor instead. KIDDING.

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