FML : Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw...

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Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By untitledentity - / Sunday 24 May 2009 16:03 / United States

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By roflcopter657 | 0

#226733 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

that's terrible fucking advice...

your mentor should be fired.

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#226762 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:21

The tree also has anger management problems...

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By madon05 | 0

#226729 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:16

Throw something at your mentor instead?! Not rocks tho :-)...And cheer up (easy for me to say, huh?)

ilovefatcats | 12

#832450 - Sunday 7 February 2010 6:49

LOL! funny as shit! XD

Snake_Monkey | 0

#843620 - Thursday 11 February 2010 5:41

I suggest pissed as piss.

bobmandude | 0

#900498 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:22

Hahahahaha! This would make me laugh at a funeral! But seriously, FYL.

tman188 | 0

#2788514 - Thursday 30 June 2011 1:36

what a surprise, your American

tman188 | 0

#2788515 - Thursday 30 June 2011 1:36

what a surprise, your American

tman188 | 0

#2788516 - Thursday 30 June 2011 1:36

what a surprise, your American

asscheaks | 0

#2880016 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:48

how come you posted it 3 times? are you dumb? oh wait, ur Canadian

humorizer | 14

#4026207 - Sunday 12 February 2012 21:00

This is one of the more memorable FMLs. I read this like 3 years ago and still remember it vividly.

By roflcopter657 | 0

#226733 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

that's terrible fucking advice...

your mentor should be fired.

TheiMightyKhaL | 2

#3342812 - Sunday 25 September 2011 7:57

You should get an old junky car, then smash the crap out of it with a baseball bat.

kotabones | 0

#4044254 - Thursday 16 February 2012 22:58

Don't stand 3 ft from said tree

frank_b102 | 9

#5919271 - Saturday 19 April 2014 8:52

That's what I do :P

MrBreaks | 5

#6717426 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 0:46

Sledge hammer to a current demolition project.

By um_duh | 0

#226734 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

Maybe now you'll learn to control your temper?

By Kichi_fml | 0

#226737 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:18

Ouch.. FYL.. lol

By BKF | 0

#226744 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:18

FYL and your mentor.

By Schadenfreude14 | 0

#226747 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:19

Maybe the trees are trying to tell you not to throw rocks at them? chill out maaaaaaaan!

chunkalicious | 7

#4951422 - Thursday 20 September 2012 2:04

You must frequent r/trees. Fellow ents know the signs.

By NGM_KID | 0

#226751 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:19

lol before i finished reading i thought that you were going to hit a beehive with angry bees, that would've been funnier :D

But yeah, FYL!!

By Emwo | 0

#226758 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:20

XD At least you didnt get any bees released.
your mentor sucks at advice

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#226762 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:21

The tree also has anger management problems...

By pirates_go_yarrr | 0

#226767 - Sunday 24 May 2009 23:22

hahaha! I agree with #7.

You should throw rocks at your mentor instead.

KIDDING.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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