By Late marriage - 24/08/2017 14:00 - Australia

Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML
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Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

marina1996 5

that was a cluster fuck of spelling errors good god.

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Early signs of divorce in your future

marina1996 5

that was a cluster fuck of spelling errors good god.

Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

Ghetis 396 11

That IS a valid excuse. no one gets between a man and his Zelda

Which one was he playing?

Probs breath of the wild

ImPrettyGoddamnDum 2

His wife

Should have married a grown-up.

Lobby_Bee 17

Too late to back out now.

Either get out now, or accept that you will never be his first priority.

You could have told him that the moon has already fallen because he too k too long in the dungeon.

I smell a divorce