FML : Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish...

Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Late marriage - / Thursday 24 August 2017 14:00 / Australia

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By Dave_Davington | 27

#7533478 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:20

Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

By marina1996 | 5

#7533476 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:19

that was a cluster fuck of spelling errors good god.

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By dwight7476 | 10

#7533471 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:10

Early signs of divorce in your future

By marina1996 | 5

#7533476 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:19

that was a cluster fuck of spelling errors good god.

By Dave_Davington | 27

#7533478 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:20

Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

By Ghetis 396 | 11

#7533486 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:27

That IS a valid excuse. no one gets between a man and his Zelda

Kirstie Bell | 8

#7533611 - Friday 25 August 2017 2:39

Agreed.

stridercab | 12

#7536604 - Saturday 2 September 2017 3:18

Seconded.

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7533493 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:35

Which one was he playing?

ImZakki | 15

#7533608 - Friday 25 August 2017 2:23

Probs breath of the wild

ImPrettyGoddamnDum | 2

#7533624 - Friday 25 August 2017 3:59

His wife

By sambmjmdjj | 9

#7533495 - Thursday 24 August 2017 20:39

Should have married a grown-up.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7533502 - Thursday 24 August 2017 21:01

Too late to back out now.

By jfsiv | 17

#7533518 - Thursday 24 August 2017 22:05

Either get out now, or accept that you will never be his first priority.

By Razell | 12

#7533519 - Thursday 24 August 2017 22:07

You could have told him that the moon has already fallen because he too k too long in the dungeon.

By aik | 14

#7533528 - Thursday 24 August 2017 22:20

I smell a divorce

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