Miscellaneous: Today, I was with my 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow...

By Pierce - 05/06/2009 16:56 - United States

Today, I was with my 14 year old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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The bird

By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

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Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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grl223 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

Awwwww.....

teufelschloss 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

Omgosh! That's terrible :O

Comments

SonOfACracker 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:46

Yea I'm pretty sure this is a F the sparrows life.

AgeOfEmpires 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:49

I'm so sry birdy, RIP by by birdy...

izzyyy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:51

eff the birds life.

Talia070 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:51

That made me ******* depressed, thanks.

madison94 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:52

F the birds life....if u screw up that badly then your life is definatly f***ed

theluckygirl28 8

Friday 5 June 2009 22:52

75-- what's that supposed to mean?

justbea777 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:55

wow :(

rustyrox 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:56

:( it was bound to happen, nice of u to try!

XblahhX 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:59

AWWWWW!!

fmlAllStar7274 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST FML I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor bird, probably drowned- sucks to be it :( But why would u interfere with the food chain? The bird was bound to die, and u stopped it from having a quick death that would feed the other birds.... People like you I dont like because you are like "Aww the poor birdy is defensles we should help it" It is evolve into a greater being or DIE- THAT IS LIFE AND IF A CREATURE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO LIVE IT SHOULD DIE AND FEED OTHER ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI