Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
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Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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blackcatbook 0
... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?
Chubtubdaplaya 0
fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!
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cheerrunxc14 0
I can believe this because I have seen it happen before. And that has to suck!
alybally 0
i'm sorry, but that sucks! i'd die of embarrasment.....OMG i can't even imagine
hbgoddard 0
Nowhere to put it? Just stick it back on your ******!
_Caitlin_ 0
.......stick it back on your ******.... dumbass. Pads stick to your UNDERWEAR not your ******.
walgreens87 0
For all of the people saying use tampons, not everyone is ABLE to, usually for various reasons. They hurt the mess out of me, even the light and regular absorbency. So, yeah, back off. Also, just because she was wearing a skirt does NOT mean it's short. And a pad with a skirt isn't forbidden. It could've very easily been a liner, and those things are notorious for rolling up and shifting themselves - it's happened to me a few times. And just because she WAS wearing a skirt and pad on her period does NOT mean she deserved it, or make her a moron! Did ANYONE even consider that she might be Pentecostal? Pentecostal women ALWAYS wear skirts! It's just part of their faith! Honestly....
onyxindigo 0
There is no way, NO WAY, that this is possible whatsoever, unless she didn't peel off the sticky backing thing, and I'm almost certain that someone old enough to have their period is smart enough to know that you have to peel off the sticky backing. Pads don't just fall out, even if you've been wearing them for days. This is completely fake.
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
OMG! That's just terrible! & you had to ride on a elevator with other people holding it for 18 floors. :/ Even more embarrasing.. Wingless pads are NOT the way to go.
mopho 0
Bloody hilarious.
ayayay6989 0
YDI for being a woman
neptuneflytrap 0
That sucks, but I seriously don't know how you didn't feel it coming off until it fell out. =/ But to all the people screaming "tampons," they are not an amazing miraculous godsend for every woman on the planet. Nor are they healthy, technically. Yes, TSS is rare, but tampons also increase your chances of vaginal infections (especially yeast - and especially if you change them too often), because they absorb the natural cleaning fluids and allow bacteria to breed. Lots of women can't wear them because they're prone to infections. So lighten up, ok?
poeticvibez07 0
how in the he'll did that happen?!?!?! that should go in the guiness book of records!! you had to NOT be wearing underwear NASTY