Love: Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra...

By Noname - 19/01/2009 23:12 - Australia

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

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By petev8 - 06/03/2023 03:00

Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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Anxiety

By Noctium - 02/09/2020 14:08 - Australia - Bentley

Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML

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By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Another COVID FML

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 19:59 - Germany

Today I wanted to get my mind off of everything COVID, so I watched my favorite TV show. It’s about COVID now. FML

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Works with podcasts as well

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 16:00 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML

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Soap opera drama

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 06:00

Today, my wife has gotten into the habit of commenting on how much more attractive men in Latin soap operas are than me. When I suggested that an older character on the show looked like her mom, she started crying, and yelling about how hard the actress's life has been. FML

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blowyourspeakers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:23

She is AMAZINGLY gorgeous, in her own way. .. Man, I'm a girl and I'd **** her.

BurnTheVegan 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:31

**** you. Sandra Oh is awesome.

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gpstyne 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:45

stop bitching, coulda been alot worse

blowyourspeakers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:23

She is AMAZINGLY gorgeous, in her own way. .. Man, I'm a girl and I'd **** her.

turkeymonster39 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 20:26

I feel the same and I'm a girl... I think it's from watching too much greys anatomy...

DB_Cooper 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:51

Who is that and what does she do?

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:50

Sandra oh is on Grey's Anatomy. there is nothing wrong with her. She's quite pretty, actually.

imahobbitlol 24

Thursday 7 May 2015 20:41

She's an actress.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:02

I had to google this one. Shes decent looking, I prefer my Asians to have a nice face though.

BurnTheVegan 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:31

**** you. Sandra Oh is awesome.

PhoenixRose4 5

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:30

shes not ugly by any means, like the face is a lil....but ya decent body

Frogglin 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:44

I'm a chick, and I gotta say - I'd do Sandra.

nightmarish_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:07

who the **** cares

pee_my_pants 0

Friday 4 September 2009 2:34

What's wrong with that??

MissKittie 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 3:29

Dude, shes hot as! Id do her....

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