By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Spicy
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 503
You deserved it 18 683

Same thing different taste

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Nederlander95 14

If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

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Nederlander95 14

If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

she chokes on small objects so probably the same thing

I don't think I could be turned on by someone trying to sexually eat popcorn anyway...

At least it wasn't so boring that she chose popcorn over him. Like that previous FML

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

Axel5238 29

Choked on my coffee now it's everywhere. Thank you.

#17: choking on popcorn may lead to vomiting. But choking on coffee is the real turn-on.

Uh,yeah. Popcorn's not really one of those sexy foods, OP.

You can't deep throat popcorn. Stick to hotdogs and other phallic foods.