By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
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If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

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If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

she chokes on small objects so probably the same thing

I don't think I could be turned on by someone trying to sexually eat popcorn anyway...

At least it wasn't so boring that she chose popcorn over him. Like that previous FML

Too much sexy op

Was he turned on

Some people like that... Oh well

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

Choked on my coffee now it's everywhere. Thank you.

He probably was very aroused

#17: choking on popcorn may lead to vomiting. But choking on coffee is the real turn-on.

That's horrible

Uh,yeah. Popcorn's not really one of those sexy foods, OP.

You can't deep throat popcorn. Stick to hotdogs and other phallic foods.

Deep throat the whole corn. Problem solved.

A whole new topping. Lunch flavour.