Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
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Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
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iSativa 24
"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please
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Comments (180)
foxy_sunshine 8
Out of the mouth of babes..... but seriously they don't usually talk like that unless someone they're around a lot does. Gotta say YDI.
silverkaast 9
if there wasn't heavy discipline involved, you are a bad parent. send the kid to adoption. let it go.
thelilee 1
Thats not a Fml thats a whoop that ass
Bowser4Life 4
Better let it go... it = singing.
TrinityNevada 11
YDI She was trying to watch a movie and you were TALKING? Of course she got mad! Shut.your.mouth. Problem solved.
southernsoul 3
Nice parenting.
dabomb0513 10
This made me cringe in fear just reading. If I told that to my grandma id be able to taste the leather from a belt.
nathantebay 1
This is the funniest thing
grimmotek 8
It amazes me how many of you are quick to say another parent should spank their child for bad behavior as a form of discipline, no matter the situation, when what it really comes down to is the child itself. My son has outbursts of bad behavior or does things on impulse without thinking first... would you have me beat him as well? Now take into account that he is a child dealing with ADHD and is also on the autism spectrum. Physical discipline is the WORST way to go about dealing with that and can instead make matters way worse than they already might be. Instead of jumping straight to an ass whooping, try and remember that a talk about actions, consequences and the correct way of doing things can work just as well.
moosetracks22 10
There's a difference between a whooping and a spanking. Spankings are suppose to get their attention and let them know that you're serious and in charge. Some children will respond better to them than others, but they have been around for so long that it is a common form of punishment when the situation calls for it.
itcomesinthrees 10
I hope that was the end of movie time and you at least sent her for a time-out. If I did that as a kid I'd get a spanking and sent to bed without dinner, but that's a bit extreme by today's standards.