Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
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iSativa 24
"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please
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worldclassrager 41
Where did she learn a phrase like that?
jayleensmama 14
I know it's wrong to laugh at a child cursing, but that was pretty funny. I wanted to laugh when my daughter called someone a queefing cockmaster. I definitely didn't laugh in front of her, but damn her for being so clever lol
dammmnnnn 6
I literally just lol'd for two minutes straight
Karefsn 9
..she sounds like a very promising child.
lvg_fml 10
I hope you turned that movie off right away and grounded her.
PokeZilla 9
I don't think she knew how much of an impact that phrase has for kids her age, considering she started giggling. She probably just thought saying that would make you stop. Maybe you should ban her from watching movies until she gets some punishment and a lesson about respect.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm pretty sure she definitely knew it was wrong to say and that's why she giggled. 8 is plenty old enough to know that word is wrong, they usually hear it for the first time around 5-6 yrs old at school, sometimes even younger unfortunately.
iwadasn 33
What kind of terrible school did you go to that had kindergarteners swearing? At my school people didn't start using that language until at least middle school.
Beepbeep7 14
I would wear my kids ass out!!
ShadowlessSpear 21
That sounds like rape. Care to rephrase?
dimasev 12
Let it go
shanannygians07 28
I wonder where she heard that one... Let it go
Dabeli_fml 16
And from where do you suppose she picked the phrase up?
1two3four5six 23
At school, at a playground, older siblings, friends, tv, movies, the radio, etc.
BvbArmy_0 18
I hate it so much when people start singing along to songs in movies, they're like ruining the entire song -_- and the ones who sing along so others can hear... Ugh they won't accept that a professional was singing that song and that no one wants to ******* hear anybody else other than the professional -_- (my life in choir class when we watch a musical) so YDI because you were ruining the experience for your daughter