Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
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iSativa 24
"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please
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sporty_14 5
lol hilarious.
DaFunnyMa 9
What I would have done is turned off the movie right away and give her a deep scary stare then grab her arm and point my ginger at her saying "What was that , go in the kitchen now." I'f she had disobeyed Me , I would have really spanked her ass . Then if she had obeyed me , knowing what would happen if this had happened before is , I would threaten to wash her mouth out with a bar of soap and have her sit in the corner where I could have done my thing and still watch her. If she was a cutie pie bursting into tears I was lightly stroke her back and say "don't say that again" now go to your room and no toys or anything fun until I say it's time to play again. If if was a he that would have done it , I would have let my husband handle it and have a conversation about what words to use and what not , I'm not going to spank his ass with a belt, that's no mercy. The kid needs a spanken with a hand. This problem will be solved once I see improvements of the language my children are using. Depending on the age of the child , if he/she was pretty young , young enough to not know what they are saying. Of they were a little bit older I would be a little concerned where he had heard it. I would never ever say a cuss word around my children and never will.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
I think a serious spanking is in order here.
djinnyf 12
Whaat??!! What is more normal than a child testing expressions she heard of?! I would -and i sometimes do- barely remind them that it's inappropriate and to not use that language around people, that's it! And my kids are the most polite and kind children around! AND they almost never use swearwirds, but not because they're scared, but because they understand!
Lbc23 1
Iubhhhhef
cece23_fml 10
You should have switched the TV off. Kids have no respect these days.
tanabanana13 14
Let it go
dammmnnnn 6
Kids these days...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Look who raised them, people who were kids "back in the day".
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If my future kids tell me to shut the **** up, their asses would be black and blue.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your logic-"My 8 year old child told me to shut the **** up, so instead of giving her discipline, I talk about it on FML."