Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
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iSativa 24
"Who sings that?" "The girl from Frozen!" "Yeahhh, let's keep it that way."
WCARlover 35
I'm a cashier and saw a kid about 9 or 10 tell his dad "**** you" when he wouldn't give him a quarter for the quarter machine then stormed off...the sad part is, he got his quarter eventually. Don't be that type of parent OP, please
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Comments (180)
Jordan96parker 8
patenting these days... I'm only 19 and I would have never even considered talking back to my parents. how can little kids just cuss at their parents? I've cussed infront of them and felt guilty.
JarOfPeachz 9
sounds like someones needs to get their mouth washed out with soap.
pharm121 21
I hope you waged her mouth out with soap or something. No way I'd let my child just tell me shut the **** up....
ZoroMiHawk 25
"and then I turned off the TV, smacked my daughter on her leg, and told her to go to her room until she realised what she did wrong and not to come out until she realised what she had to do next (which is to apologise))" is hopefully how this FML continued.
Omniprism 15
Oh shit. Did you tell her she can't use that word until she's older?
sartrow 8
cute as a bunny rabbit NOT, but definitely funny : )
totalwrath 1
mad Mori's daughter? hmm
mkayden 23
I applaud your daughter.
iwadasn 33
And you didn't do anything? If you let your daughter talk to you like that when she's eight, she'll be walking all over you when she's a teenager.
tingtingmeg 12
soap mouth now. add a spanking as well and take away tv privileges for a month. that'll teach her a lesson.