Kids: Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get...

By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 14:08

Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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By cuntocracy - 21/01/2014 22:27 - Australia

Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML

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evolution8 9

Saturday 2 August 2014 15:32

I hope you didn't give him that cookie and taught him how to speak

xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Saturday 2 August 2014 15:32

Oh kids these days!

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Spadoinkle 10

Saturday 2 August 2014 19:55

Wow, someone is doing a great job at parenting that kid. Sorry, OP. Your little brother is already on his way to being a jerk.

headofmedusa 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:00

Was that the magic word?

battlehamster 8

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:06

Ask him again and then eat a cookie in front of him every time he swears.

Nvyda 5

Saturday 2 August 2014 21:40

Last time my brother cursed at me, I slapped him across the side of his head. Haven't heard him curse since.

fnn 5

Saturday 2 August 2014 21:44

Don't tell your brother but that's hilarious !

Ben009 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 21:57

Sounds like he has had some great parenting

rec_chem 22

Saturday 2 August 2014 22:25

I hope you didn't give up the cookie after that...

CougeeSwagg 19

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:13

Bitch, I hope u got him a mother ******* cookie then, cause he a thug baby

bitchthankyou 4

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:26

Did he say "bitch, thank you" after you gave him the cookie?

7Maverick 10

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:25

Somebody raised a genius!

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