Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
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Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML
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rockr_chick 5
OMG poor kitty :(
wisericky 12
the cat over-lords are angered, this act of war will not go unpunished!!
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Comments (267)
PrimeChicken 0
omg, are you ok?
xdanixx 0
Aw poor kitten! LOL @26
molil_4810 0
atleast you didnt throw it in a wheely bin:D
me_is_lala 2
ugh why the heck are these kind of fmls published I'm sorry but anything dealing with an animal dying or getting hurt should NOT be published...
rebbee 0
I agree. I have nasty images in my head now. :-(
stevenmx86 7
Aww the poor kitten! Tho, as 1 said, that reaction is perfectly normal. Glad the kitten survived!
london110 0
Dumb ****. Poor Kitten.
Action_Bastard 0
YDI for being born a male and yet clearly lacking the masculine characteristics of one.
xdeadxradiox 0
Haha niiiiice =P
purplerokks876 0
Omg! I have a pregnant cat and would never do tht. not even on accident. YOU MURDERER!!!!! PPl LIKE U SHOULD DIE!!!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!! FEEL BAD. MURDERER!!!!!!!!!! jkjk. eff the kittehs life not urs
SilvereX 0
Sounds more like F the kitten's life.
sweetdreams999 0
awww you dumb ****.