Animals: Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle...

By Aaron - 26/08/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML

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Thursday 26 August 2010 11:56

OMG poor kitty :(

wisericky 12

Thursday 26 August 2010 12:01

the cat over-lords are angered, this act of war will not go unpunished!!

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badjojo89 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:03

you a bitch I hate u I a hope u go to hell

fat_snooki_lol 6

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:07

Hillarious. That'll learnt it!

Kitkat1996 0

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:55

**** off bitch

iltby 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:09

Hope you took it to the vet immediately.

zakkaisftw 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:11

who cats in te bin not kill them!

peepss 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:12

you shouldve at least looked at your feet first.. and at least you DIDNT kill it, cuz u said almost... rite?

coffee_enima 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:18

another good way to kill kittens is to drop them off an overpass

jennasftbal 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:20

47 LOL!!

xoxo31 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:23

I woulda done the samee

celkey 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:24

poor kitty :(

LifeIsAPain_fml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:28

**** the kitty life xD

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