Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
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Today, I was feeling really upset and called my boyfriend. He said "Can you feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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guiltypleasure12 0
he's making a joke, what's the big deal.
SmallTownCutie 0
haha he's a funny guy(: keep him around.
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Comments (137)
horrorelectric 0
LOL
TheSofaKing 7
Put your big girl panites on and get over it. It was just a movie.
TheNewGuy03 29
BAWWWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN' |the kid|
maneiroanthony 0
hahaha that's too funny at least he was honest
dcsididntdoit 0
Lmao!
Sickkid97 5
ur bf FTW!!!
fearfulsymmetry 1
LOL@at your boyfriend. get over it, it's just a movie.
BuhxritNAYY 5
aw I would have laughed! have a sense of humor. but once you punch him on the arm if you're seriously trying he'll get the point. hahaha
vjiockzx 0
lol don't you find it cute though OP? cuz it shows that he enjoys watching you :)
pg_ann 0
dw about it, my boyfriend would've done the same thing. in fact when i cry he finds it an opertunity to pull the move..