Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
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Today, I was feeling really upset and called my boyfriend. He said "Can you feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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Top comments
guiltypleasure12 0
he's making a joke, what's the big deal.
SmallTownCutie 0
haha he's a funny guy(: keep him around.
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Comments (137)
ECOxDC 0
next time I see my gf crying at a movie I'm going to do the same thing.
zackkmann21 0
hahahah
karkid619 8
hahaha watching women cry over a movie is funny!!!
karkid619 8
it's freaking hilarious.
stevenJB 25
I know what you mean 71. It tears me up inside .
FUDGE99 5
Hardly an FML
rockstar44 0
U should of hit him in the dick
crazy4uboi 6
Haha! My boyfriend said he would have probably done the same thing... Guys are weird like that. You learn to get used to their strange behavior.
thecreepypotato 0
Were you watching Grave of the fireflies? Seriously, that movie's sad
RachelMari 6
Girl, that's a compliment. Enjoy it, because not all girls are as lucky...