Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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metalmaiden 0
So? Are you her brother?
Basballplaya16 4
well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.
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Comments (175)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Am I the only one curious about what movie they were watching?
dontwannabeyou 0
what was the movie?????!
megamandude455 10
STAR WARS IS COOL!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#84 Word.
zombiekitten87 12
you didn't notice their southern accents?
Honesty4U 0
Yea, it would be kinda hard to miss! wtg zomiekitten!
Zabesen 0
they could have been from Louisiana lol
pcballa1035 0
****** dumbass
Honesty4U 0
Totally born and raised in Alabama here! why do people think we're so inbred? Mississippi is so much worse! Besides I'm married to my cousin, not my brother! (AFTER we got engaged after dating for a year, MY grandmother started dating and married HIS uncle in 2 weeks!)
israelnotjacob 20
Wow! I really hope this post is just a joke. If not you should shut up because you're making it virtually impossible to not believe every stereotype out there.
Honesty4U 0
Obviously you can't read. We're only cousins through my grandmother's marriage to his uncle. I called my grandmother to tell her I got engaged, and a week later she tells me she went on a date with his uncle. A week AFTER that she calls my dad to invite us to her wedding reception because they had a spontaneous courthouse wedding because it was "love at first sight."
TandJHire 0
that was stupid it's Arkansas not Alabama
tanker_67 0
haha!!! maybe they are brother and sister!!
JesseJaymz 0
I'm from texas and that ***** funny. sorry Alabamanz or whatever the hell u guys call urself but it's just what you guys are 'known' for. just like how everyone from Texas has cowboy hats and cactus growing in their yard and ride horses.
Honesty4U 0
"Only two things in Texas, steers and queers. And I don't see any horns growing out of your head." I first heard that when I was like 6, if I believed that, I'd be as dumb as you. Like another comment said, Mississippi has the highest incest rate. Actually many places across the pond don't have laws against incest like most places in the USA (at least that's what the associated press says, thank you Google).