Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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metalmaiden 0
So? Are you her brother?
Basballplaya16 4
well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.
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Basballplaya16 4
well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.
PYLrulz 17
must of been watching empire strikes back
charlcielove 0
haha that's what I was thinking.
jemstone25 0
or Eurotrip
blue_eyes4602 0
that really sucks. sorry op. it was an innocent mistake but think before you say things next time
JesseJaymz 0
hahahahaha 8 wins. an that sucks op
cricbat 1
I am from Alabama and I find it offensive..
abbiless 0
definitely. I hate southern jokes.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I sympathize, as I grew up in WV and have heard my share of incest jokes. I used to take it pretty personally, but it's much easier to just have a sense of humor about it. The ignorant few who believe those stereotypes are always going to be ignorant, and everyone else is just poking innocent fun. If they bother you IRL, just prove 'em wrong. On the Internet though, it's not really worth letting them get to you.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Psst... btw, the OP's from Jersey. You could also prove you can dish it as well as you take it. (har har)
caracaricaro 6
I'm also from Alabama. People marry whoever they want to anywhere so, whats up with other states picking on Sweet Home Alabama? What did we do?
mainlineloser 9
they had to criminalize incest in some southern states lol so yeah not just a stereotype
dodge_trucks 0
lol I almost did the same thing, but about some thing else, it would have been akward
Xxprincipessa 0
hhaha
mcmorrison 0
Come on dousche bag, if your going to make an incestual joke about Alabama residents at least get it right **** head, we go after our cousins! ;)
alicianoar 7
Win
Honesty4U 0
Wow I totally married my 5th cousin through no fault of my own so WIN!!! and "douche" has no "S" in it. With spelling skills like that, I bet you went to the same school I did!
patsonhn 0
what is all this bs about kissing cousins in alabama? have u ever heard or Georgia, Mississippi or arkansas? they honestly are all worse than bama! out of my 21 yrs I've never know of anyone kissing their kin!!
highcane 0
Mississipi used to have the highest incest rate in the states. I am not sure if they still do. Ironically, Alibama has never been #1 but is always the butt of the jokes.
Kidnic017 1
No one in Arkansas that I know of is incest or inbred that's all Mississippi!
twinny_sc 13
Excuse me I live in Arkansas and out of my 21 years I have never known of anyone kissing their cousins. So you can take that Arkansas being worse than Alabama idea and suck it!
perdix 31
I'm sure her parents were offended -- they were just cousins! ;) I've noticed that people think incest is rampant the next state over. If you live in East Texas, people think it goes on in Louisiana. When I lived in Ohio, we thought it was common practice in West Virginia. Ask around, you'll see what I mean. Of course, if you're from Jersey, you've got problems. New York or Pennsylvania (or even nearby Delaware) don't make funny punchlines.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Except in WV, that stereotype is pretty spot on! I've gotta disagree about DE too. It's the home of Tyson, Purdue and Butterball, and smells like it. The chicken shit jokes write themselves.
jackzana 13
East Texas is pretty bad as far as incest goes in those little country bumpkin towns. Like Fred... Lol