Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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metalmaiden 0
So? Are you her brother?
Basballplaya16 4
well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.
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Comments (175)
padlarf 14
Eurotrip!
alicianoar 7
Yessss, that movie is epic :) "Here's an interesting fact: YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!" ahaha.
HaiToThePeoples 0
Wow. This is a really stupid FML. If you wouldn't be so old fashioned about old and dumb ideas, then maybe you wouldn't have failed at life. This overused joke is old. Find a new state to pick on. >.> I live in Alabama, and that's really offensive, joke or not. It's stupid to stereotype things especially like that. And also, like someone else said, if you are one of those people who talk during movies(example: "Look at that dude's hair! It is really ugly!"; "And then Dumbledore dies!"; "I'm sorry but if I EVER glittered, I think I'd rot in the sun..."), then I wish for you to be hurt but not kiled. >.> So annoying. YDI.
Gerblat 0
Do you want me to dial whine-one-one? Get you a waaambulance? Suck it up. Stereotypes are there for a reason. No one is saying YOU do anything. Learn to take a joke, seriously.
ruckus360 0
stick/butt syndrome much? lol.
tdkage 0
Not so many people is getting as angry as with the stereotype the russian dude said to the americans :P
boredomowns 0
her parents probably are brother and sister
lilman02 0
hahahhaha yes. win
251OFFROADDESIGN 0
**** YOU OP. ******* YANKEE. WE DONT KISS OUR OWN HERE IN ALABAMA. NO WE BEAT THE HELL OUR OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR SAYING SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
Gerblat 0
:facepalm:
waNgEmsauCe 0
this guy needs a chill pill...it's basically the same thing as a yo mama joke... we are actaully not talking about you so gtfo, you raging redneck :D
SF_TOROS_57 2
I'm with you man stupid Yankee!
EvilDave 13
OP, YDI for being an ignorant, stereotyping bigot. I would gladly kick your ass if I knew who you were.
a_lexstbbs2o11 0
I'm with cricbat , I'm from Alabama and that is really offensive . ignorance is not bliss . YDI :]
RollTide256 0
there probably used to it im from bama and i get it all the time
poopsiclesss 5
ROOOOFFFFFFLLLLLLLL I find this REALLY funny for some reason. XD
freshx_fml 6
ususally best to go with Arkansas.