Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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metalmaiden 0
So? Are you her brother?
Basballplaya16 4
well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.
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Comments (175)
KlimtPhelan 0
I love how freaking sensitive everybody is getting. Nobody cares if you're from Alabama. It was a joke.
Grisabella 0
YDI and what kinda movie where you watching with these people you want to impress
Monsta15k 0
Guys. Stop giving YDI's for this stuff. A person can't always be aware of his/her surroundings. She was just trying to make a joke...
ashleyylove3 22
Nobody likes a movie talker anyway. Joke or not I hope he learned to keep his mouth shut. He most definitely deserved it you CAN control these things...
likemesodothey 0
i'm from Mississippi and have spent alot of time in Alabama most of the people there or mostly strict church going people who frown on such things Arkansas, Kansas, and Georgia or the ones you or thinking of the south isn't as bad as people think there have been extreme changes in the way things work in the last 40years its nothing like the stereotypical environment portrayed and most of the stereotypical "rednecks" are from the southwest i've noticed alot of them from Ohio, new-mexico, and western Texas people down here mostly want to get out from under the veil thats been thrown over us from 50-60years ago
likemesodothey 0
MOVE ON ITS GONE FAR BEYOND FUNNY
KRVAN 0
What movie was itxD?
Kidnic017 1
Eurotrip most likely you can watch it on YouTube
lanester25 0
your a faget just cause a brother sister kiss dosen mean there from Alabama **** you kid
dbstl 0
YDI for putting down the great state of Alabama
Clutzs 5
thats Oklahoma Asshole YDI WTF is wrong with you im from Texas and Alabama PWNs just like Texas
Skallhatha 5
Was today also the day you found out her parents are brother and sister?