Deep Throat

By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:21 - Canada - Kamloops

Spicy
Today, after months of celibacy due to being utterly single in this pandemic, I finally got to look a man in the eyes while being deepthroated. Oh. I wasn't gagging on his penis, no no, it was on a Covid test swab. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 497
You deserved it 324

kahaney tells us more.

kahaney 4

Hey, OP here! Hahaha ,fortunately I had the choice to get the nasal or the throat swab and I chose throat! No deep nasal ******* here!

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Lindora Miller 8

Literally the best fml I’ve seen in ages 😂

7 0
Levi2411 41

I--- do you usually deep throat with your nose??! Or am I missing something???

7 1

Comments

Levi2411 41

I--- do you usually deep throat with your nose??! Or am I missing something???

7 1
BatCatTaco 13

When my father had his Covid test before his surgery at the VA, they swabed his tonsils. They didn't go up his nose like other Covid tests I had heard of.

0 0
Levi2411 41

That's very surprising to me. I know of a cheek swab, but even that is rare. My sister and mom are in the medical field so I'm just surprised by that. It happens though, I'm sure.

0 0
RichardPencil 30

You're giving hope to all the pencil dicks!

3 1
kahaney 4

Hey, OP here! Hahaha ,fortunately I had the choice to get the nasal or the throat swab and I chose throat! No deep nasal ******* here!

5 0
peterblack67 9

Just like the rest of us.

0 0
Matt Much 12

Damn. I was packing a dip while reading this. You made me laugh and look retarded with my fingers in my mouth but it was worth it.

0 1
Isaac Shields 9

I mean I'm available 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 0
Ali Nayeri 4

That's nothing, I've been single my whole life (8years since adult?)

0 0