Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
Today, wanting to get revenge at my ex for and the woman he cheated on me with, I invaded their wedding during the ceremony and objected to their marriage, laying out all the facts about how they started their nasty relationship built on betrayal. I was thrown out by security as they laughed at me. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
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Jessj958 19
Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!
SeepingSarcasm 7
Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex? You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.
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Comments (75)
Jeffers123 5
George Clooney?
sesor 7
Omg. You would have looked like a massive goof ball.
simoncat 11
At least the cheating asshole heard it. And you didn't mess up what you were gonna say. In my book- you won.
Tidus0 17
Why would you intentionally go to a party where your ex is just to go off at him. No wonder why he left you. Your a complete nutcase who deserves to be single. You need to get over the relationship and if you can't perhaps consider whether the party is right for you. Sorry if that sounds harsh but I don't feel the slightest sorry for you.
klonnq 4
Well, at least he heard the unfiltered version...
stephiijo 15
Well. Now you don't have to repeat yourself.
xrawritsashleyx 11
Lol you sound like a psycho bitch. Going to the party to start a fight with your ex? Pathetic. Hahaha
Animegirl531 15
Why would you say it out loud!? Haha stupid but whatever.
EvilUndead 9
Don't you have anything better to do? Your relationship is over, so let him be and find yourself somebody else. No need to waste your time on your exes.
buckdharma 38
Helen Keller?