By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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Curiouser 0
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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

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antbait11 0
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why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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hamzy 0
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Pretty obvious YDI

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ryguy997 0

so why the screaming??

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ronton 4
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YDI for being hot and sweaty from walking...

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mayumm 0
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And how would pouring water on yourself be a turn on??

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Idonebeenhad 17

you brought SPRITE on a jog? LOL

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BigMacBoi 3
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283- maybe she was wearing a white shirt? JUST a white shirt.

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Cormophyte 0

Screaming? Really? Eyes open and painful screaming, or "I am frustrated and an attention ho and forgot I shouldn't scream in public" screaming?

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Curiouser 0
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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

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antbait11 0
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why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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WaltzingPhanthom 23
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In South Korea, there's an advertisement where a sexy girl is jogging and asks another jogger if he would like a Sprite shower. Perhaps she was advertising? Lol.

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jonnymohio 2
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Why would Sprite make you scream? Scared of the fizz? YDI

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vampirekisses91 0

If you get It in your eyes it burns, making some people scream I guess.

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rigorouswolf 0
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Number one, you're a fucking retard bringing sprite on a run, number 2, guys don't find that shit too hot

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DigitalFusion 4

Number one, you said number 2. Number 2, yes we do.

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mk58 31
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^^ What the fuck are you even talking about, dude?

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WutTheFork 3

Dude said "Number one" then said "Number 2" Instead of "Number two"

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sofarsogood 0

hot and sweaty walking on a track?

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prettygirlsonly 0

YDI BIG TIME :p

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Headcase 0
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Sprite really tickles. Pity it's so sticky.

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