By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 03:01 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML
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mrlucky22 18

Sounds like she had to get something off her chest.

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toolazytotype99 18

Time to drink that gallon of brain bleach you've been saving

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toolazytotype99 18

Time to drink that gallon of brain bleach you've been saving

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anthonydpalm 18

Or just pour it in his/her eyes to cleanse them of the sight of it

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toolazytotype99 18

That could work just as well...if the horrific sight isn't already burned into her brain

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daisy08 17

That doesn't change the fact that her grandchild doesn't want to see their grandmother topless.

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Elban 20

So grandma needs a tablet sized phone to see her contact list better. She bangs, that's how you got here. Whooptiedoo!

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

Somebody worked for that you should feel blessed

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SpyroMello 29

Why would anyone feel blessed to see their grandma's ****?

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mrlucky22 18

Sounds like she had to get something off her chest.

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shiba10 26

I can imagine your family gatherings in the near future are going to be extremely awkward for you, best of luck op

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HoboMeth 33

Hopefully it was meant for someone else

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Well I guess the "sorry" in the text after the selfie speaks for itself doesn't it?

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KingLewisII 34

or it was meant for him but when he didn't send one back she sent the "sorry" text as a cover.

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MamaChey 24

Grandma is a baller! I hope I'm a badass like that when I get old...

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doemetoch 28

It's just a naked body, sure it's a bit awkward to accidentally be exposed to nude family members but it's pretty childish to make such a big deal about it.

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Calingaladha 21

I would want to see my grandmother's **** either. Especially seeing as they're all corpsified now.

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doemetoch 28

I'm not saying I WANT to see my grandma naked, but if it accidentally happens I just don't see why it'd be such a big deal. Ok, you've seen granny's ****, life goes on right. I'd guess most people have already seen elderly people topless at some point (sauna, beach etcetera), the fact that they're family doesn't need to make it super awkward unless you decide to be weird about it.

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fishinpink 20

if only I could give you more like #18. when I was 13 I walked in one my grandma and her boyfriend getting jiggy with it in MY bed on CHRISTMAS EVE! I never told my parents until right before dad died when I was 25...it took me 12 years to tell them and that was only bc I wanted to see daddy laugh one more time before he was gone. avoiding my parents mocking suggestions, to this day, 3 more years later (age 28) I still have not uttered a word to her. but I'm thinking about letting the cat out the bag when I visit her next time just for a good laugh. it was awkward briefly but I got over it. now it's just a running joke for me.

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Aethereal 14

You will need years of therapy for seeing the body of an older human? Well, then...

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dontknow1 19

I know that is inappropriate and weird to see a family member naked but don't make such a big deal about it, after all it was just a mistake she made. Leaving all the awkwardness behind...... good for your grandma for being still spicy.

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