Little shits

By Anonymous - 09/05/2022 06:00 - Australia

Today, and every other weekend for the past 4 weeks, my boyfriend has made the 2 and a half hour drive to come stay with me. For some reason, every time he comes down, we see 1 or 2 cockroaches in my house. I'm at home most of the time, and I never see any cockroaches. I swear they're conspiring to make me look bad. FML
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Clearly, your boyfriend is a collection of cockroaches in a skin suit.

Yes, the boyfriend is clearly bringing some "friends" along when he visits you.

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It's easy to figure out. Are they wearing tiny black suits, sunglasses and speak to each other in walkie-talkies? Carrying tiny suitcases maybe? Alternatively, you might be dating Edgar the bug from Men in Black.

Clearly, your boyfriend is a collection of cockroaches in a skin suit.

This species of roach has an affinity for male genitalia. Did you not notice their name?

Yes, the boyfriend is clearly bringing some "friends" along when he visits you.

He could unintentionally be bringing them with him

he could be intentionally bringing them so you have to make the drive instead

"Today and every other weekend for the past 4 weeks"... Weird way of saying he visited you 2-3 times.