Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
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Comments (287)
ivanoff 0
wow your an idiot! gfys!
ivanoff 0
canaduh sucks by the way!!!
Lexiesoccerchick 0
you suck by the way ( yes I happen to be canadain) ******
EvilPotato 15
shut the **** up 35 stop trash talking other places you American **** head
EvilPotato 15
or wherever your ftom
yoshimieve 1
You are a disgusting person. Maybe because your too cheap to pay for your health car when we get it for free. And "Canaduh" (which is actually spelt CANADA) Pwns your fricking socks off.
EvilPotato 15
ya man listen to 124 he rocks mine and you socks off
yoshimieve 1
Canada leaves you sockless so STFU #Who gives a crap 19. And wtf is wrong with Canada? Tell me, #19, WTF IS WRONG WITH CANADA? You fail, you biatch.
Lexiesoccerchick 0
agreed Canada is amazing **** face
Lexiesoccerchick 0
so standing up for your country is a fail ur a ******* ass
ivanoff 0
I guess Canada is ok... If it makes u cry about it. then I'll take my comment back. I live in San diego, which I'm pretty sure is way better than anywhere in Canada. just saying
Lexiesoccerchick 0
it's all good I'm just kind of defensive or whatever the word is lol and I love the USA imma gonna live there
illmatic2 16
131- Okay, so I live in a small farm town right by the border. And one day I was on my way to Safeway to pick up some milk for my frosted flakes. But when I finally got there, there wasn't any left! So I went across the street to food Pavillion and they were all out of 1%! Until that point I really wasn't bothered by them, even though every once in a while they like to go clockwise through a round-about. But they need to stay the **** away from my milk. Go ahead, call me what you want.
Lexiesoccerchick 0
what the **** ur mad cuz u didn't get milk ??
ILoveEggnog 7
Boners, while I was reading your first comment, I was thinking "WTF? Is he actually making a mentally balanced statement?" I was really worried about you until you mentioned rallets.
2010smhill2010 0
#118 im ****** american and yes certian parts of canada suck like the ****** tundra in the middle of winter... canada also gave us Justin Bieber
rarrar51 0
I hate Hungarians and old people who don't know how to drive!!!!
noboundary 9
lmfaoo!! at the old people joke 231
itsbryn 0
Iloveggnog. I know. he's got his stuff together. and hey. I'm american. and I really want to visit Canada. it seems so cool. and I swear. I'll rage comment if someone makes a pun out of that
hurley007 0
Canada is 10x better!!
rubyredringpop 0
You suck, 124, I love Canada and you are just making it look bad.
lmaoatall 6
hahahahahahahaha win what a win
khaya 9
Only in Canada, the land of the confused French.
MrCoolPants 7
Should have pulled out ur Glock and sprayed his ass
jakester020 0
lmfao
VDB_3 0
You should have packed a nice ball of ice and pegged his car making a nice dent.... Then ran away.
Tuesdays76 0
Even better yet, pick a rock up flip him off again then as he drives through the water put a good dent in the side door. Then run for your life of course.
soonerchick12 0
both of those sound like a good idea to me!
KVKdragon 26
why go for a small dent? I'd throw that ball of ice through a window and then run away. the driver would be too distracted by the shards of glass flying every where to notice where you're running to
LaughterofCorn 4
Someone was angry. Should've let it go...
mintcar 10
Haha, whoever did this is win. I would've turned around and did again for the third time for the LULZ.
holymolybro 0
Well played, sir, Well played.
twobig4u 3
25 ur pic is hilarious!!!!
mintcar 10
Haha, whoever did this is win. I would've turned around and did again for the third time for the LULZ.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
You're a terrible person D:
mintcar 10
I know. D:
SenorAmore 1
Follow him home and kidnap his children.
lordcaliburx 0
haha. that is my kind if person. if every thing else fails then kidnap his family. then murder them. and then splash his bitch ass with the pool of their blood. and then rape him. okay so I got a little side tracked.