Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
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Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
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Comments (90)
judea95 16
Maybe he found your purse sickeningly unattractive
StanSmith2013 26
What a fool! That puke may contain his DNA!
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Well... Yeah. Usually does.
fritzie2011 5
Well, it certainly could've been a lot worse. It's easier to clean it out along with your things than it is to get it all back..
TheAngryPrincess 3
I'd kick his ass. That's gross.
Blahblah9921 4
sorry to hear about ur purse but dont take it so rough its not necessarily the worst thing
8born8 18
You know that bag/purse that caught your eye the other day at the shops? Well, He just gave you a legitimate reason to go and buy it.
awkward_gothlady 32
And the WTF moment of the day goes to......OP!
WeskersSexslave 15
ew Dx
incoherentrmblr 21
Is that reverse mugging?
alliegraywords 13
It must have been a really ugly purse.