Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
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orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
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Comments (194)
LissaMccracken 23
My first thought wouldn't be to ask why they chose me... I'd just be thinking who to call to bail me out of jail when I make a scene and break that mother ******* face and end up in jail.
emmanuelwade 9
That's right
JesseAttack 21
Like if "being ugly" was a good enough reason to punch someone. I hope one day you become his boss and fire his ass.
BlackButlerFan 20
Sorry, but I call this a fake. How can someone tell if you are ugly from seeing the back of your head? Unless you have a real bad figure that is..
emmanuelwade 9
Damn he woulda caught the hand from me
worldclassrager 41
Well that comment doesn't mean anything it was just something he picked out of the air
1karls1 8
You shouldn't have even asked, you should've just punched him back and laugh and said the said the same thing.
AwkwardBookworm 27
That's your cue to punch him back.
InsanityShard 23
Gotta love those one punch kills the news went nuts over a couple of years ago. Still a thing but less talk about it. Always was a thing. Those ******* random punches are deadly.