Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
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Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
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killabee 0
Eh. Wash your hands, move on.
BadKitty13 28
EWWWWWWWW !
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Comments (32)
Ninjafriends 1
How does a dog emit poo?
walc 2
I'm glad someone else noticed that blatant misuse of the word "emitted".
davek 36
It's not nice, that's for sure, but I'm clicking YDI because if you walk dogs you are gonna have to deal with poo.
chippa 24
That really sucks, bu to be honest, this FML could've turned out a lot worse. At least you got the dog. :-)
trumpetGIRL12345 0
when I drop the leash I just step on it to prevent them from going anywhere and I could see how in this situation that wouldn't be good either but it wouldn't have as bad. =
TOL_fml 6
I tried that once with my dog..stepping on the leash do he dosen't run away. I felt super bad because when I stepped on it his neck jerked:( so now he only wears a harness which he likes a lot better then that collar
KittehSayzRAWR 0
"...poo emitted from the..." Very wise choice in words OP. Lol "emitted" XD
kdkkat 0
move on
bwsf 0
If you work for an animal hospital, this is a fairly routine occupational hazard.
riverby 0
You work for a vet and can't take a little shit? You may want to find another job.
londonQT1997 0
.… thats disgusting… I feel bad for you :/