Animals: Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for....

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By anonymous - 19/02/2015 16:06 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By doggie_doo_face - 06/02/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Tuesday 28 December 2010 16:14

Eh. Wash your hands, move on.

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 28 December 2010 16:10

EWWWWWWWW !

Comments

Ninjafriends 1

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:05

How does a dog emit poo?

walc 2

Friday 31 December 2010 6:43

I'm glad someone else noticed that blatant misuse of the word "emitted".

davek 36

Tuesday 28 December 2010 18:19

It's not nice, that's for sure, but I'm clicking YDI because if you walk dogs you are gonna have to deal with poo.

chippa 24

Tuesday 28 December 2010 20:04

That really sucks, bu to be honest, this FML could've turned out a lot worse. At least you got the dog. :-)

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 20:30

when I drop the leash I just step on it to prevent them from going anywhere and I could see how in this situation that wouldn't be good either but it wouldn't have as bad. =

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 1:05

I tried that once with my dog..stepping on the leash do he dosen't run away. I felt super bad because when I stepped on it his neck jerked:( so now he only wears a harness which he likes a lot better then that collar