Kiss from a rose

By sealy - 28/12/2010 07:44 - United States

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Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML
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xFalzz 0

Oh yeah, yeah, yeaaaa- ARF ARF ARF ARF *begins to clap hands violently*

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BelleElle_fml 5

Did anyone else reinact this in their heads?

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BelleElle_fml 5

Did anyone else reinact this in their heads?

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bh0p 0

I re-enacted in my head too...so....so...does your sexual partner throw you a fish afterwards or make you balance balls on your nose?

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doctor_itsmylife 3

At least you've reached it, Hoover!

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TheDrifter 23

I'm going to go with the balancing. It might even quiet the barking.

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KingDingALing 9

I did... It's a huge turn on...I need...KaySL... COME HERE KAY AND MAKE SEAL NOISES! :D

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Sanative 0
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Well I tried the sound myself!

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lost_at_heart7 0

well aparentally you must be an animal.

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edelmaniac11 0

at least it's not a dog barking?

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melibear89 7

it might be a good thong to be quiet when you come or to dig your nails in

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LoganBballin16 0
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it might be a good thong? you mean thing? read what you write

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Selena_is_back 7
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Yes, because it's not important to capitalize.

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notagoodayforme 0
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grammar freaking nazis

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Asstastic4 0

yea y doez it mattah. butt i speel parfecly lolz

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TXjuggalo972 6
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lol he did it on purpose don't have a dolphin orgasm like op

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TXjuggalo972 6
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srry it might upset people if u say dolphin because it's not a dolphin it's a seal

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shhhhhh10 0

Relax #8! I'm pretty sure it was the auto-spell thing on the iPhone. By the way, I'm pretty sure he's aware of his mistake.

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LouderThanEver 0

arf arf arf!

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EvilDoll 7
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and theeeen *club*

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fistnazal 10
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although that shit is fuuuucked up. THAT, was pretty funny. you evil doll you. lol

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teh_uber_muffin 3
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Oh yeah, Santa was in 'Nam wasn't he?

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Selena_is_back 7
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Well that's awkward.

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FMLephant 2

No, awkward would be her 25 year old boyfriend crying because she sounds like a seal and topless.

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vyzhyn 0
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I love the ref. to the previous FML. N1!

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allan_069 0

damn your cute!

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rhsfender 5
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you should listen to melibear he/she probably knows what he/she is talking about judging by the profile pic

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2muchshyt 0
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that's not sexy...

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RachelBerry_fml 5

It's sexy as hell :)

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triggerit 5
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it is horrid... at the best moments of ones life to be shocked by barking... better leave her alone...

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treesdevin 0

ahahahah.!!!

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xFalzz 0

Oh yeah, yeah, yeaaaa- ARF ARF ARF ARF *begins to clap hands violently*

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Selena_is_back 7
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Haha mental picture.

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rottentomatoes 7
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i could imagine that :')

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IsayWOW 0

hats freaking hilarious!!

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