Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
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Who the **** are you?
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Please don't!
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Twins
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
What the frick?
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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sarawr 0
Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/
fnool 0
I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.
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Ilovewonderland2 3
LMAO! That sucks. I guess she wasn't a trusting girlfrend.
izangela 0
wow ; haha i've thought about doing that a few times but i guess not anymore! btw your girlfriend must be really gullible thats not good.
dramakat11 0
Wow those who say that he shouldn't be with her because of this are being a little harsh. How is she supposed to know that he isn't really seeing this other girl? I would be hella suspicious too and I would need some kind of proof....like getting this girl to admit she was just fooling. It's a rough situation but if the OP really loves her he should keep trying to convince her and understand why she would jump to conclusions. I wouldn't think someone would be mean enough to play such an awful joke on someone. You need to find that bitch and get revenge!
Sanderwesterweld 0
Its called a setup idiot. She planned that to get rid of you
Slappy_the_Ninja 0
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Iliaria 0
Hope the lying bitch gets hit by a car.
hanansk16 0
Harrrrrsh
blooop_fml 0
What the hell? That is the skeeviest thing I've ever heard. Some people are so sketchy.
Young_Sparta 0
FATALITY
Engineer_Chick 0
Okay I'm sorry to say this but your GF was probably getting ready to dump you already..... You could prove pretty quickly that you hadn't been cheating by asking the random girl what your names was... It's apparent she was using any dumb excuse to dump you.