Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
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Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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cooltatgar 31
What was the song? Mr. happy feet
derangedplanet 23
those people look like asshole but at least they don't end up in other people's.
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Comments (69)
myshaney27 3
was the song float on by modest mouse?
xDeadlyBlade99x 9
Cop at McDonalds? Are you sure it wasn't Dunkin' Donuts???
warlockhunter 3
#retarded
ian_mccraw 1
#whoopwhoops
pita2423 10
so the wrong foot hit the accelerator witch means u took your foot off the break too go...if automatic if not then you were in neutral already in a Manuel.....I guess this fml has me confused how this happened I would love a follow up from op
fryebaby623 14
Did'ya buy 'em some Coffee?