Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Top comments
cooltatgar 31
What was the song? Mr. happy feet
derangedplanet 23
those people look like asshole but at least they don't end up in other people's.
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Comments (69)
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Well that was an extreme conversation starter ?
trucker2 33
License revoked, use bicycle now.
rachelrae120 11
my grandfather is chief of police and cops have good humor you should have said "why in the hell are you at McDonald's they don't sell doughnuts here"
zach205 24
Not all do, much like with most people. My parents are firefighters, and since the fire station is right next to the police department here, and my parents are freinds with a lot of cops, I know plenty, there are some that will laugh at that, and some who'll get really angry.
InnocenceBlue 38
There's been a very similar fml on here already. Almost identical.
xcllla_ 27
Next time dance.
DragonFire13 2
Ever heard of putting it in park? (or handbrake of course)
worldclassrager 41
Use your thumb on the wheel next time... And how did you not notice that your foot was no longer on the break?
Hunter4413 15
And that's the story of how OP got two stars
Esoomian 23
I always worried this would happen to me some day. Thankfully my lack of rhythm seems to counteract my general klutziness.
mrswombat 16
Your "driving foot" should have been on the brake, no? Even if you let off a little I don't see how you couldn't have put it back on in time...