Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
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Top comments
cooltatgar 31
What was the song? Mr. happy feet
derangedplanet 23
those people look like asshole but at least they don't end up in other people's.
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Comments (69)
FuKcMee 32
women drivers.. am I right?
AmIReallyRenee 20
Dude don't even go there...
interesting33 37
That's why the handbreak can be good to use when stationary :)
InnocenceBlue 38
*Handbrake
demonpuppeh 10
Or just putting the car in park
sophsworldxo 10
I suggest you stick to head bopping you twat
stardustveins 19
Wow, that's harsh
QXR2 14
That takes an unusual amount of skill.
AmIReallyRenee 20
ikr, it's just not that easy to fail
tracynicole1 16
I can see how that could happen OP, but next time put your car in park!
AmIReallyRenee 20
Whoops? You probably know how to ******* drive and all the precautions of being in a vehicle. Don't make stupid mistakes next time.
santosb1 11
That's why I drive stick.
zaidthunder1 27
Sticks the way to go.
vikky538 29
Good luck explaining that to cop
pitapizzaparty 18
You wouldn't have made it out alive if you were in GTA
EvilTurtle 35
Oh you're going 200 mph? that's fine You barely touched my car?! Kill him
acs123acs 22
Don't you mean whoop-whoops?