Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
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Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Top comments
cooltatgar 31
What was the song? Mr. happy feet
derangedplanet 23
those people look like asshole but at least they don't end up in other people's.
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Comments (69)
vidala1991 12
Hope this isnt the guy that rear ended me in a California McDonald's drive thru.
RealSuperSand 21
Man you went full retard. You never go full retard.
smoothies14 32
This is why you play the drums on the steering wheel. Even if you accidently honk the horn, you may piss people off but your car will be in tact and you will be less likely to be ticketed.
puffingonclouds 6
You were supposed to only be driving with one foot for the gas and brake so that shouldn't have happened, so you deserved it
puffingonclouds 6
You were only supposed to be driving with one foot for the gas and brake and have your foot on the brake. Wow
Jryan952015 7
Can I have a large number 1 with frys a coke and for desert I'll have a ticket from the officer in front of me.
sandbox555 6
Drummer probs ...
that_guy31 12
damn dude
Amanduhhhhh 10
But he just drove off, sometimes life's okay?
xluciferx666 21
More like WHOOP WHOOP that's the sound of the police WHOOP WHOOP that's the sound of the beat