Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Ouch. That's not the best way to meet your rival. Did you beat him to the job?
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melisssa87
| 30
The guy you probably elbowed in the face in the subway this morning was your boss to be
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Ouch. That's not the best way to meet your rival. Did you beat him to the job?
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melisssa87
| 30
The guy you probably elbowed in the face in the subway this morning was your boss to be
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julfunky
| 29
Well that sounds like an odd dream job.
By
bidet
| 8
you're wanting to work at a junior high school?
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ojosRojos
| 28
Well ain’t that a kick in the pants?
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bl3ur0z3
| 17
No. It's a kick in the bass. Which may or may not be in the pants.
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bl3ur0z3
| 17
*nads
f*ing autocorrect.
f*ing autocorrect.
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Togapika
| 4
I guess this was your first test...icles
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jkjorn
| 15
Could be worse- there was a case here recently where a hospital pharmacist was shot when her elevator door opened, by a guy who'd just killed his fiance & a cop out in the parking lot, then decided to continue his rampage inside :(
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mattyiscool123
| 26
Nads...that’s a new one