Ouch. That's not the best way to meet your rival. Did you beat him to the job?

The guy you probably elbowed in the face in the subway this morning was your boss to be

Well that sounds like an odd dream job.

you're wanting to work at a junior high school?

Well ain’t that a kick in the pants?

No. It's a kick in the bass. Which may or may not be in the pants.

*nads

f*ing autocorrect.

I guess this was your first test...icles

Could be worse- there was a case here recently where a hospital pharmacist was shot when her elevator door opened, by a guy who'd just killed his fiance & a cop out in the parking lot, then decided to continue his rampage inside :(

Nads...that’s a new one