By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Ouch. That's not the best way to meet your rival. Did you beat him to the job?

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julfunky 29

Well that sounds like an odd dream job.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Ouch. That's not the best way to meet your rival. Did you beat him to the job?

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julfunky 29

Well that sounds like an odd dream job.

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bidet 8

you're wanting to work at a junior high school?

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ojosRojos 28

Well ain’t that a kick in the pants?

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bl3ur0z3 17

No. It's a kick in the bass. Which may or may not be in the pants.

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bl3ur0z3 17

*nads f*ing autocorrect.

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Togapika 4

I guess this was your first test...icles

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jkjorn 16

Could be worse- there was a case here recently where a hospital pharmacist was shot when her elevator door opened, by a guy who'd just killed his fiance & a cop out in the parking lot, then decided to continue his rampage inside :(

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