FML : Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact...

Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 September 2018 14:00 /

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By Emma Marshall | 19

#7695143 - Tuesday 18 September 2018 8:12

At least it wasn't another woman 🤷🏽‍♀️

By Leeono | 26

#7695187 - Tuesday 18 September 2018 11:05

Both numbers are for eating out. Sounds fair.

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By Emma Marshall | 19

#7695143 - Tuesday 18 September 2018 8:12

At least it wasn't another woman 🤷🏽‍♀️

real life problems | 26

#7698117 - Sunday 23 September 2018 21:01

Unless it was Wendy's

By Leeono | 26

#7695187 - Tuesday 18 September 2018 11:05

Both numbers are for eating out. Sounds fair.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7695603 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 4:36

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Which means he thinks you both taste good.

By jb | 2

#7697942 - Sunday 23 September 2018 14:05

All I’m saying is, double check that the phone number under that contact is actually a restaurant...

By melisssa87 | 30

#7697947 - Sunday 23 September 2018 14:16

You are close to his heart then, if he shares food with you then it means he loves you

By Benopero | 8

#7697962 - Sunday 23 September 2018 14:53

Guess you aren’t the only thing he loves eating out.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7697964 - Sunday 23 September 2018 15:00

This is actually kind of cute to me. At least the other favorite contact is simply for food.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7697979 - Sunday 23 September 2018 15:30

This is more an FML for the restaurant. You should be happy that your boyfriend loves you as much as he loves them.

By lexos | 16

#7698005 - Sunday 23 September 2018 17:00

Grow up

By RichardPencil | 27

#7698020 - Sunday 23 September 2018 17:23

You might want to call that number and verify it’s a restaurant. Sounds like a clever code for a side piece or a holler-back girl.

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