Today, I was volunteering at a gift-wrapping booth to raise money for autism, and helping others takes my mind off the fact that my mom died at Christmas. While carefully wrapping a present, offering bows, ribbons, and a gift tag, a snobby bitch said to me, "You're not doing a very good job." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML
Today, I reduced a customer to tears and she had a tantrum, saying that nobody loves her, her life is a joke, and she’d be better off dead. This ordeal happened to grab the attention of my manager who was nearby. All I did was tell her that an item she wanted was sold out and offered to help her order it online. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML
Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents while watching a terrible Netflix Christmas movie to get into the holiday spirit. Halfway through, I realized I had wrapped my scissors and tape inside one of the gifts. Now I’m sitting here with unwrapped gifts and a deep annoyance at Christmas all together. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
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Chloe555_fml 27
"And that's when I set her on fire, your honor".
Mathalamus 25
Ah, don't mind the stupid little shit. You obviously do a much better job than she ever would.
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Comments (106)
simsgirlgem 25
*hug* i just lost my mom op so i am sorry someone had to be a bitch cake to you during this painful experience
tlnorman 18
Don't bother giving a cretin like that attention OP, you're doing a charitable thing for a very worthy cause both my brothers are autistic so I salute your efforts. I'm also sorry for your loss I understand how you feel. Just tell someone like this that this is a volunteer opportunity and you're doing your best, if she doesn't like it she can take her gifts else where to be wrapped or do the damn job herself. You keep doing good things you have a kind heart. Take care OP and Merry Christmas.
techiejames 8
Sorry for your loss. Inform her of your loss, and that you are a volunteer. Most awful waffles such as this only realize their awful actions when it is pointed out to them in such a way that they are embarrassed.
ScruffyMcHaggis 6
You are volunteering your time to help others, and that snob said that? Screw her, OP, you're a good person.
Skycop_S 23
I hate people like that..
SenpaiBlahhh 8
Lol one thing I've learned working with people what ever you do there will always be someone who find your work to be shit. Main reason why I work nights NEVER having to deal with people again.
Dogfightz 1
Tell her to **** off
wierdosity 11
Don't pay attention to her, she probably has nothing going on in her life right now
assassinmaster 22
Slap that bitch with bitch slap
peaceablerook 20
I hope you told the bitch to wrap it her self if she wants it to her standards