Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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Top comments
CompettiveCheer 0
Douche. Bag.
letsgoflyakite 2
wow, this makes a breakup over text seem nice...
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Comments (141)
Lulblast 4
You didn't turn back on?!? Might as well have done over PSN.
OWNZ 0
I think people are just hatin on PSN, cuz they know its better than Xbox Live...
gamegeek42 6
xbox live is way better. you are dumb as hell!
shovels 0
Ya, PSN is definitely better, what other game system was down for more than a month?!?! NONE!
MsSoulReaper 27
Look on the brightside, you don't have to look at his face no more :)
xGolBLiiN 1
when somebody turns off their webcam they can still see what the others web cam is pointed at unless theirs is off too
borkchop1992 15
atleast he cares
hannahtaskey 9
obviously he doesn't.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Tell him to turn his webcam off, then re-breakup with him.
fatraptorjesus13 9
re break up? thats like quitting a job you've already been fired from...just stupid
broomhildo 19
Now you don't need to deal with a POS not worth your time anymore.
DrTexas 0
Dr. Texas wants to know if you're on the market now?
dreamering 16
Yeah, in the stock market betting in favor of your virginity.
DrTexas 0
Dr. Texas pulls off his belt....
Livinia 11
What a ******* jerk. He didn't even have the decency to dump you in real life. I feel sorry for the next girl who goes out with him.
HailsMM 0
he could be long distance. I've been broken up through a note by a complete *** and then I had a boyfriend who moved a few states away and another two hours away and we both broke up over phone
KWrightrocks 0
wow his was a waste! what a jerk!
mrahhhhh 21
Too bad you don't have manycam. Then you could have switched to a video loop on your webcam and showed him 2 girls 1 cup or that creepy fake suicide video you see on Omegle sometimes.
Bullpine 11
dude i feel your pain. my boyfriend of a year and a half broke up with me two days ago via text message